I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Friday, August 23, 2013
Thursday, August 22, 2013
The only people who are mad at you for speaking the truth are people who are living a lie. Keep speaking the truth
The only people who are mad at you for speaking the truth are people who are living a lie. Keep speaking the truth.
Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway
Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.
Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are
Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Never be afraid to fall apart because it is an opportunity to rebuild yourself the way you wish had been all along
Never be afraid to fall apart because it is an opportunity to rebuild yourself the way you wish had been all along.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.
You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.
Being called weird is like being called limited edition, meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.
Being called weird is like being called limited edition, meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.
You have to do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes.
You have to do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes.
Stop waiting for approval. Do what you want and live your life.
Stop waiting for approval. Do what you want and live your life.
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