Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Quotes. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

 
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

Thursday, August 22, 2013

At night, I can't sleep. In the morning, I can't wake up


The only people who are mad at you for speaking the truth are people who are living a lie. Keep speaking the truth

The only people who are mad at you for speaking the truth are people who are living a lie. Keep speaking the truth.

Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway

Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you’ll be criticized anyway.

Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are

Your self-worth is determined by you. You don’t have to depend on someone telling you who you are.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Be the type of person you would like to meet

Be the type of person you would like to meet.

Never be afraid to fall apart because it is an opportunity to rebuild yourself the way you wish had been all along

Never be afraid to fall apart because it is an opportunity to rebuild yourself the way you wish had been all along.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.

You teach people how to treat you by what you allow, what you stop, and what you reinforce.

Being called weird is like being called limited edition, meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.

Being called weird is like being called limited edition, meaning you’re something people don’t see that often. Remember that.

You have to do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes.

You have to do what is right for you. No one else is walking in your shoes.

Stop waiting for approval. Do what you want and live your life.

Stop waiting for approval. Do what you want and live your life.